I successfully put off ALL my new employee tax and security forms for a straight two weeks finally glancing at the due date this morning and reading they’re due no later than tomorrow \:D/

dean-wants-the-assbutt:

season gr8 more like season hi8us.

O DIS MANNNNNNN

He will confirm plans then show up and say “so what do you want to do”

Valloween? [X]

they didn’t …

Introverts should only marry introverts…

angrymatingsquirrels:

moikoiway:

maniacalsoandso:

totalspiffage:

cesaret:

wibblywobblywatson:

jazzbones:

jaydeleaus:

mishahasherpes:

youcantcancelquidditch:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

My country is fucking stupid.

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I love it.

But even if we were saying okay, there’s enough sauce to make it a serving of tomato, tomatoes aren’t-

GOD BLESS AMERICA 

Omg I thought you guys were joking.

isn’t tomato actually a fruit