*To the tune of “We Built this City*:
I PET THIS KITTY
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I PET THIS KITTY AND BOOP ITS NOSE
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
When I see a cat
- Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]
- Me: It's a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.