hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.
maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials

What the fuck is this? Srsly. I am gonna go sob in a corner and just let the freels take over. A human being should not be able to look that sexy. SRSLY. Like he soooo sexy and then….BAM! THROW THE FUCKING PIECE OF SEX IN A PILOT SUIT.
BYE-BYE OVARIES. I SALUTE YOU, SIR.
Who brought this back? Huh? Cause I will salt and burn you.
*gurgling noise* *dies*
Fanfiction. NOW.
*le sigh* I’ll put it on my list
can I make Cas a flight attendant though?
YES










