• east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.

Thank you everyone for your kind messages. My grandfather is still touch & go. I’m here for a few more days.

Mom thinks I am soulless because I don’t attach memories to material things. Hoarders always guilt tripping you. I’m like “how does me throwing away this empty box suddenly erase the memory!? I can remember happily without this.”

If you’re wondering where all those apple bottom jeans from 2006 went I found em in Mississippi.